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officialfrenchtoast:

finding money in your pocket that u forgot about

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lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

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posted 1 week ago with 555,444 notes

jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

rapunzelie:

things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them

posted 1 week ago with 76,866 notes

"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."
A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via fleurstains)

posted 1 week ago with 483,076 notes

iswearimnotnaked:

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

posted 1 week ago with 205,945 notes

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

posted 1 week ago with 183,657 notes

shameful-bronze:

my snapchats

hiyaimkyra:

does anyone else feel like tumblr is a waste of your time but you just can’t stop spending 90% of your life on it

posted 1 week ago with 37,084 notes

lbby:

lbby:

I just accidentally broke into a supermarket

the door was open so i went in and started filling up my basket and this security guard started screaming at me and trying to set off the alarm and apparently they don’t open for another hour but idk why he thought i was thief bc i was trying to use the self checkout why would a thief pay for stuff smh

posted 1 week ago with 169,597 notes

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This is amazing
wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass