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squirticuno:

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Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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juliankoster:

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

posted 1 hour ago with 232,084 notes

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

posted 1 hour ago with 259,255 notes

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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posted 1 hour ago with 131,345 notes

unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

posted 1 hour ago with 199,695 notes

rlmjob:

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs

posted 1 hour ago with 120,370 notes

guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

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posted 1 hour ago with 43,349 notes

dulect:

greeting your relatives

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posted 1 hour ago with 106,707 notes

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

posted 1 hour ago with 138,268 notes