Emma-16-kent Always here for you if you need someone...

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

posted 1 day ago with 14,067 notes

they-chose-family:

precarioussanity:

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

I read this post and thought “haha yeah that would be scary” and then heard a baby laughing and FREAKED OUT AND ALMOST STARTED CRYING. I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED.

I FORGOT I HAVE A ONE YEAR OLD.

John Winchester is that you

posted 1 day ago with 454,182 notes

afloweroutofstone:

smelterdemon:

Look at this smug baby……

This baby has secrets
bluerneth:

remember when spongebob met the arctic monkeys

anothercoverup:

manekikoneko:

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.

Science side is morbid tonight

posted 1 day ago with 283,908 notes

illkim:

winning an argument online

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posted 1 day ago with 207,425 notes

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

posted 1 day ago with 556,975 notes

snarkydiscolizard:

"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

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"i don’t know what to draw"

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"i always mess up"

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"BUT I SUCK"

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posted 1 day ago with 86,101 notes

stilezs:

this is so real

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

posted 1 day ago with 69,110 notes

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

posted 1 day ago with 191,635 notes

birds-bones:

Hey! Did you know:

  • sex is okay
  • so is masturbation
  • watching porn won’t make you impure
  • one night stands are okay too
  • having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
  • even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
  • sex with the same gender is alright
  • not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
  • your body your choice no matter your gender
  • shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

posted 1 day ago with 373,534 notes